Unmitigated Gaul - a Lifetime in Paris

I received a DIGITAL Advance Reader Copy of this book from #NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. From the publisher: UNMITIGATED GAUL - EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR ORGASM AND NEVER DARED ASK. This is Suzanne White’s outrageously funny, delightful, audacious autobiography. This is the first volume of her multi-book, autobiographical series. After university, she escapes from one-horse Buffalo, New York and moves to elegant, sexy Paris. Throughout, Suzanne White treats the reader to tales of her personal childhood sexuality, explores the intricacies of doomed love and skillfully shares the sudden freedoms of 1960s Paris. You will thrill to Suzanne’s wild escapades. She barrels through Ibiza’s hippie era then bounces back to swanky parties on the artsy Left Bank of Paris. This first volume follows Ms. White from age 4 till 26 through many rambunctious shenanigans, amorous capers, and inevitable disappointments. It’s simple. Suzanne White’s jaunty new book offers her readers a generous slice of pure joy. Thank goodness volume 2 is coming soon. Pick up this brave book. You won't be able to put it down - a true page-turner!

I admit that requested this book based on its cover as I have always wanted to make a long (aka several months in length) visit to Paris....just the cheese alone makes me want to start packing now. However, Paris is not a place I want to visit lest I run into the author. I do applaud her for "telling it like it is" and being frank about her sexuality but pages and pages of her talking about her (not-so-private) parts turned my stomach and when I read about her attempted sex with the family pet I almost threw my Kindle across the room!! DIS-GUS-TING. Refused to finish it. I cannot and will not recommend this book to ANYONE!